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- If you are listed in the
Social Security Death Index, please check your pulse and confer with a
- If you descend from one of
three brothers who landed on the East Coast in a barrel with 2 cents to
his name contact banks in the region where he landed to collect the
- It may be possible to
contact your ancestors via a psychic. Digital cameras will not typically
record pictures of ancestral visions so a tape recorder will be
necessary to record your interpretations
- If your ancestor was
involved in covert operations you may wish to contact the CIA or FBI in
order to locate them.
- Some ancestors were
deposited on Earth by UFOs. Please check passenger lists for UFOs which
are not housed anywhere on Earth.
- If you are trying to prove
Adam and Eve
, please consult appropriate bibliographic
references and make certain you have your fig leaf in the right place.
Descent from Charlemagne can
be proven by having all your crowns in a row. Prince Charles may be able to
- If you descend from an
Indian Princess, keep looking for your Prince (or the ancestor formerly
known as Prince, take your pick)
Your family tree may have
tree rot. Check with your local nursery for appropriate treatment.
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Error message created 15 July 2003.
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